one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina just clenched in fear
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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