she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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