Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
