I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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