Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
This toilet bowl is my home.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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