She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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