I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I just found puke in my bra..
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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