I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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