Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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