Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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