Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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