ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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