Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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