so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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