On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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