I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?