It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.