hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia