it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.