In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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