Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You don't make any sense
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