I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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