If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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