we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Randomize
