they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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