I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Your penis caused this!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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