Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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