my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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Completed.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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