Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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