Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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