I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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