Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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