Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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