great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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