but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
