I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
