Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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