i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
