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....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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