dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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