Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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