What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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