EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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