dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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