69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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