We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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