we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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