So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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