see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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