He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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