Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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