Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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