big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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