He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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