big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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