Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
