sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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