Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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