A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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