fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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