i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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